Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Gravity Defying Kangaroo?!


Hey Bubble Butts! Today I am talking about a gravity-defying kangaroo. This kangaroo which we should give a name... How about Ciddy? Good? Okay, so Ciddy is wearing earmuffs on their face. Not their ears. And then the gift cards are just levitating out of the pouch.. What a rare, majestic, moment in nature!The scarf is just floating there like.. "Bro". The ears are just like.. Why are the earmuffs on the face and not on us? So, thanks for coming to Animal Jam Daily Diva! Bai!

Monday, December 15, 2014

KITTY PURRY LEAKED NEXT MUSIC VIDEO?

OMG BUBBLEBUTTS!!! I FOUND A SECRET TWIT PIC FROM KITTY! SHE SENT IT TO RIHANNA RACCOON AND THEN RIHANNA RACCOON TO MELISSA MELON, TO A RELATIVE, AND THAT RELATIVE KNEW MEE!!!!!!!! LOOK AT IT!
ISN'T SHE AMZINGGGGG!!!!!!11!??!?!!OMGOMGOMG LOVE ITTTT!!1
I FEEL AS IF SHE'S GOING TO MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT BEING A HIPSTER/NERDY QUEEN WITH POWERS TO MAKE SOMEONE LOVE HER!!!!11!!!!1a!! AND SINCE RIHANNA AND KITTY HATE EACH OTHER NOW SO MUCH AND THEY'D CLAW EACH OTHER'S FACES OUT, OH AND I THINK RIHANNA WILL ALSO HANG HERSELF FROM KITTY OVERPOWERING HER WITH HER POWERS IN HER NEXT VIDEO!!111!!1A!! BYE, BUBBLEBUTTS, TRY TO GET RIHANNA TO HANG HERSELF BECAUSE SHE LEAKED THE NEXT VIDEO!!!! BYEEEMKL3M!!1 

I love you all. :)<3

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Rihanna Raccoon a Smiler?

Hey Bubble Butts! Today,we are going to talk about something that I don't know how to describe.
    
  This raccoon looks like a combination of Miley Tigris and Kim Koala-dashian. I mean... the hair style came from Miley and the hair color came from Kim. Those boots look like Miley's old style. Get with it! The necklace looks sharp and dangerous. I think the raccoon is trying to hang itself because of the bad fashion!

BEADED AIDS!

So, today we are going to talk about what we were all thinking on World AIDS Day... KIM KOALA SECRETLY HAS CURVES! She has stretch marks all over herself! Mm, girl, she is lookin' U TO G TO THE L TO THE Y!
She's jumpin' around with her fat self.. I coulda been a betta model! Her heart glasses are so 90's! Get it in gurl, your shoes are from 2001! Like, WHAT ARE THOSE????? EW! More like a dif colored Beaded Neckalace not even rare.. ew. This Koala is all red like she has the small pox and Ebola mixed like gurl go get yourself some vaccines. 

Look at that horrible dancing like ew. So 80's her ears are all puffed up they look like a ton of red bees climbed up on her head! So we all know we coulda done a better job then this piece of crap, goodbye, bubblebutts!